Premium 3-ply sheets feel good and hold up, so you can stop rationing flimsy squares.
Rated 4.9/5 stars from 24 reviews. No weak wipes.
24 rolls of soft bamboo TP for $41.64 shipped free.
Soft, strong, unbleached 3-ply bamboo with no bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, fragrance, or plastic wrap. Pick your refill rhythm, save 15%, and cancel anytime.
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★ 4.9 from 24 reviews
24 rolls • $1.74/roll
30-day first-order guarantee
24-Pack Auto-Refill
Soft bamboo TP delivered before the last roll becomes a household crisis.
$48.99
$41.64
about $1.74 per roll
- ✓Free shipping on the 24-pack
- ✓15% off every auto-refill
- ✓Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime
- ✓No bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, fragrance, or plastic wrap
12-pack starter$26.99 • about $2.25/roll • shipping shown at checkout
24-pack auto-refill$41.64 • about $1.74/roll • ships free
Best value math: the 24-pack auto-refill saves about 51¢ per roll versus the 12-pack starter, and shipping is free.
30-day first-order guarantee. Your subscription discount and shipping details are shown before checkout. Change your delivery rhythm anytime.
“Soft but sturdy. Skid Slayer gives me the softness I crave with the sturdiness I need.” Verified customer review • 4.9/5 average
Funny, but true
Scratchy TP is officially on notice.
Watch the quick commercial, then upgrade to soft 3-ply bamboo that looks good in the closet and does not fall apart under pressure.
Shop the 24-packStop bleaching your a**hole
Your bathroom deserves better than rolls that quit mid wipe.
Skid Slayer brings premium bamboo toilet paper home without the plastic-wrapped bulk-store vibe. It is soft, strong, unbleached, and made for people who actually care what touches their skin.
100% bamboo fiber with 300 sheets per roll and plastic-free packaging.
No bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, formaldehyde, or added fragrance.
The 24-roll upgrade
The box your bathroom closet wants.
- ✓24 rolls means fewer store runs, fewer panic buys, and fewer “who used the last roll?” investigations.
- ✓Every roll is 3-ply, 300 sheets, and made from bamboo instead of tree-based paper.
- ✓Auto-refill keeps your stash handled, with the freedom to skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime.
The real roll. The real box. The real upgrade.
Bright blue wraps, hot pink lightning, kraft box, zero boring bathroom energy. It looks different because it is different.
24 rolls, individually wrapped, ready to rock
Unbleached bamboo without the sad generic roll vibe
Soft on cheeks. Strong when things get dramatic.
How auto-refill works.
Pick the rhythm that fits your household. We ship the rolls, you keep control.
Get the best-value box with free shipping included.
Start monthly, then adjust to every 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 months when needed.
Skip, pause, or cancel through the customer portal anytime.
Start with the 24-pack. Keep the bathroom handled.
Save 15%, get free shipping, and stop making emergency TP runs.
More rolls, less nonsense.
The 24-pack keeps premium bamboo TP in the house, so your next grocery run does not turn into a toilet paper rescue mission.
12-pack or one-time order
- •12-pack: $26.99, about $2.25 per roll
- •24-pack one-time: $48.99, about $2.04 per roll
- •Shipping shown at checkout unless the 24-pack free-shipping offer applies
24-pack auto-refill
- ✓$41.64 today, about $1.74 per roll
- ✓Save 15% and get free shipping on the 24-pack
- ✓Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime
Want to start smaller?
Commitment issues? Start with 12.
Try the 12-pack first. It is the smaller first step for tight storage, guest bathrooms, skeptical spouses, or anyone who wants to test the bamboo life before going full stash mode.
Try 12 Rolls First
12 rolls for $26.99. Shipping shown at checkout.
Quick questions.
Am I trapped in toilet paper jail?
Nope. Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel through the customer portal anytime. No bathroom hostage situation.
Does the 24-pack ship free?
Yes. The 24-pack gets free shipping, because nobody wants surprise fees with their toilet paper.
What is the 30-day first-order guarantee?
Try the wipe. If Skid Slayer is not for you, email hello@skidslayer.com within 30 days of delivery and we will help.
What if I’m not ready for full stash mode?
Start with the 12-pack. It is the smaller test run for tight storage, one person households, guest bathrooms, or bamboo skeptics.
What is it made from?
Each roll is made from 100% bamboo fiber with soft, strong 3-ply sheets. You get 300 sheets per roll.
How big are the sheets?
Each sheet is 4.5 inches by 4.5 inches, giving you a larger overall wipe so you can use less TP without feeling under-equipped.
Is it septic safe?
Yes. Skid Slayer is septic safe, so your bathroom upgrade does not have to start beef with the plumbing.
What is not in it?
No bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, formaldehyde, or added fragrance.