Premium 3-ply sheets feel good and hold up, so you can stop rationing flimsy squares.
24-pack bamboo toilet paper
Soft bamboo toilet paper that actually holds up.
Upgrade to soft, strong, unbleached bamboo rolls that show up before your stash gets scary. Subscribe for 24 rolls, get free shipping, and save 15% on every refill.
★ 4.83-star customer rating
3-ply bamboo, 300 sheets per roll
Unbleached with plastic-free packaging
“Honestly stronger than I expected, and way better looking in the bathroom closet.”
No bleachunbleached
No PFAScleaner roll
No plastic wrapboxed better
No weak sheets3-ply bamboo
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24-Pack Auto-Refill
Soft 3-ply bamboo, delivered before the stash gets scary
$48.99
$41.64
about $1.74 per roll
- ✓15% off every auto-refill
- ✓Free shipping on 24 rolls
- ✓Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime
- ✓30 day first-order guarantee
Change your delivery rhythm anytime. Your subscription discount and shipping details are shown before checkout.
Funny, but true
Bleachy, weak TP had it coming.
Watch the quick commercial, then upgrade to soft 3-ply bamboo that looks better in the closet and actually holds up.
Shop the 24-packStop bleaching your a**hole
Your bathroom deserves better than dusty, overprocessed rolls.
Skid Slayer brings premium bamboo toilet paper home without the plastic-wrapped bulk-store vibe. It is soft, strong, unbleached, and made for people who actually care what touches their skin.
100% bamboo fiber with 300 sheets per roll and plastic-free packaging.
No bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, formaldehyde, or added fragrance.
The 24-roll upgrade
The box your bathroom closet wants.
- ✓24 rolls means fewer store runs, fewer panic buys, and more backup when the house is busy.
- ✓Every roll is 3-ply, 300 sheets, and made from bamboo instead of tree-based paper.
- ✓Auto-refill keeps your stash handled, with the freedom to skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime.
The real roll. The real box. The real upgrade.
Bright blue wraps, hot pink lightning, kraft box, zero boring bathroom energy. It looks different because it is different.
24 rolls, individually wrapped, ready for the closet
Unbleached bamboo without the sad generic roll vibe
Soft enough for daily use, strong enough to earn shelf space
How auto-refill works.
Pick the rhythm that fits your household. We ship the rolls, you keep control.
Get the best-value box with free shipping included.
Start monthly, then adjust to every 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 months when needed.
Skip, pause, or cancel through the customer portal anytime.
Start with the 24-pack. Keep the bathroom handled.
Save 15%, get free shipping, and stop making emergency TP runs.
More rolls, less nonsense.
The 24-pack is the easiest way to keep premium bamboo TP in the house without overthinking the next grocery run.
One-time order
- •Great when you want to try Skid Slayer first
- •Pay the regular 24-pack price
- •Reorder whenever the stash runs low
Auto-refill
- ✓Save 15% on every refill
- ✓Free shipping on the 24-pack
- ✓Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel anytime
Quick questions.
Can I cancel?
Yes. Skip, pause, adjust, or cancel through the customer portal anytime.
Is the 24-pack free shipping?
Yes. The 24-pack qualifies for free shipping under the current offer structure.
What is it made from?
Each roll is made from 100% bamboo fiber with 300 sheets per roll and plastic-free packaging.
What is not in it?
No bleach, PFAS, BPA, dyes, formaldehyde, or added fragrance.